Saturday, June 27, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Dry Humor?


WATER COOLER GOSSIP


Tuesday, June 16, 2009

[Effects]

A butterfly flaps its wings.

2,200 miles away in Skowhegan, Maine,
Stavros Gershley doesn't give a damn.



Thursday, June 11, 2009

Another switcheroo...


CHASTITY BONO TO UNDERGO FEMALE-TO-MALE SEX CHANGE...
"I WANTED TO BE MORE LIKE MY FATHER, CHER."


Monday, June 8, 2009

Garage Sale Find


~ BEHOLD... THE TIKI BOTTLE OPENER! ~


Saturday, June 6, 2009

Everyone -- meet Stavros.

  Stavros wanted more than anything to be a movie star. But, having just arrived in Hollywood, he knew he would have to be patient. His time would come. 
  One day he would be in front of the camera, kissing a starlet, perhaps wielding a sword...

instead of simply moving props around.


Monday, June 1, 2009

The decline of Frozen Fountains continues...


In an unremarkable Boston hotel room, with Iron Chef as the only source of illumination, Megan Fox pleasures herself with a well-oiled cucumber.