The Docent Slowly Went Mad...

...overhearing things like:

"In watercolors, you sketch an outline first, then paint--

or do I have that backwards?"

[Science Fiction]

A mother, literally sucking from a can of Budweiser at the Cherry Blossom Festival in San Francisco's Japantown, was standing next to her two kids. She suddenly gestured frantically at the parade's Grand Marshall, George Takei (who had famously, legally married his male partner before Prop 8 was passed):

"Kids! That's Mr. Sulu... from Star Trek! You know-- they say he's gay. Who says that? Howard Stern. But I think, just cuz you heard it on Howard Stern, don't make it true. I don't think he's gay. He's NOT gay, kids."